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House of Music (Vienna)

ABOVE: Virtual conductor
exhibit at Vienna's House of Music.
"Have
you ever sung an aria in the shower at the top of your voice? Or stood in front
of the CD player conducting your favorite orchestra with a chopstick or whatever
was handy? Or emulated The Who's Pete Townsend with a tennis racket in a burst
of 'air guitar'? If the answer to only one of these questions is 'yes,' the
House of Music in Vienna is for you!"
That's the word from the Vienna Tourist Board, which hopes
to make the Haus der Musik as familiar to visitors as the Vienna Choir
Boys, the Spanish Riding School, and Sachertorte. The board's press
release for the new museum continues:
"Imagine standing at the podium and
conducting the world's most renowned orchestra, the Wiener Philharmoniker!
Dreams can 'virtually' come true at the House of Music, where you can earn a
degree as a 'virtual conductor" without even having graduated from the Academy
of Music. The venerable orchestra keeps the proper time, whether you choose to
conduct in the manner of Herbert von Karajan (swiftly) or Hans Knappertsbusch
(ver-r-r-y slowly). But be careful: the musicians aren't easy to please. You may
even be shown up, when a Herr Professor within the orchestra gets up and asks
you, 'Kennen Sie das Stück
uberhaupt?' ('Do you even know this piece?') At that point, you might take some
consolation from the rumor that even such a renowned conductor as Zubin Mehta
was unable to conduct the orchestra to the satisfaction of its virtual members!"
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